Have y’all heard of Ghengis Khan? Or the Borg Collective? Or the Invincible Armada of 1588? In all of these cases, YES, you have.
They are feared. They are winners. They are indestructible. They are all about perfection. And that is me. And my championship Crunch belt.
Don’t be fooled by imitators like the ‘belt’ that John proudly displays. Look at mine and you just might hurt your eyes from all the glint of the gold. My gold. My belt. My championship.
Can’t wait til Saturday. Bring it!
Credits
Writer: Edwin Tanedo
Damn, we watch way too much wrestling!
Way to go, E! Is that the same belt you let me wear around LifeError? You truly are a conduit of untapped talents. Perhaps you should consider some teeth whitening? I am just saying…